M&Ms Characters Redesigned For ‘More Dynamic, Progressive World’

The makers of M&Ms have announced that the candy characters have undergone a makeover that brand executives say better reflects the diverse and nuanced world of their fans, with the green M&M now wearing sneakers instead of white, heeled go-go boots. What do you think?

“As long as those M&Ms still endorse cannibalism, they can redesign whatever they want.”

Liam Carusilo, Tower Guard

“It’s about time we stop treating pieces of candy like objects.”

Caleb West, Playlist Distributor

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“I wish this happened before the green M&M ruined my marriage.”

Bella Civeris, Almond Roaster